Rant of the Day

Holy Ra I haven't blogged in forever!

I was busy with exams and some other crazy shit in my life, but now it's all over. Whew!

(BTW I don't know if you have heard the fabulous news, Assef Shawkat* is DEAD!!!! YEAHHH BABBYY!!!! WOOOOO PARTY!!!!)

*Bashar Al-Assad's brother in law.

So this post is aimed at all those who support Bashar, as my other posts are as well.

The pro-revolutionaries are against Assad for several reasons:
-He is a murderer
-A terrible leader
-A fraud ("Dr" cough cough)
-A corrupt and ruthless dictator
-And many more, but mostly he is a murder


Now pro-government losers want Bashar because
-They think he is the shit

-They believe he wants peace and reforms and "armed gangs" are corrupting the peace of Syria
-They have been brainwashed to think he is the shit
-Actually I seriously can't give a solid reason why they love him so much I mean jeez chill out he's just a man.


But anyway, both sides can agree that people have died in this revolution, right? Syrian civilians have died, and according to the government soldiers have died as well.

Okay so since the beginning of this revolution, thousands of people have died. Now if we are going to look at this claim as a pro-revolutionary, we will say that Assad and his troops killed all these people. Simple.

If we are gonna look at it as a pro-Assadian/government its going to be a bit more complicated. We can say that armed gangs are responsible for these killings, or AL-Quada terrorists have somehow infiltrated Syria and are disrupting the peace of Syria, or whatever lame excuse we can come up with. Trust me, I've heard crazy nonsense.

BUT WAIT!

Those thousands of people that died are Syrians right?

So let's assume for a moment that armed gangs are truly responsible for the unrest in Syria, WHAT  HAS ASSAD DONE ABOUT IT?????????

NOTHING!

As far as I know, people are still dying every day. So Assad please get your sissy ass army and get rid of these armed terrorists!

It's Assad's duty to protect the people in Syria, and as you can see, he is FAILING REALLY REALLY BAD. If we are with the government, our story is that their is armed gangs. Okay? And that armed gangs are causing all this unrest. Hmmm. And we support Assad even though their are still armed gangs and people are dying everyday.

ASSAD SUPPORTERS: LOGIC FAIL MAX

Sorry Assad your time is up. You have failed. The only reason you have any supporters is because there are some seriously stupid people in this world. NO person in their right mind would support you. I GUARANTEE IT.