Thursday, May 3, 2012

Annan's Peace Plan, UN failures, Syrian TV fails, More dumb Assad supporters


ANNAN'S PEACE PLAN IS FAILING!

OMG WHAT A SURPRISE I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON.


NOT.

Wtf does Annan expect to happen, that Assad will allow protests? That means that Assad is over of course he is not gonna allow that. Seriously okay Assad is dumb but not THAT dumb.

Taken from the latest headlines tab on Firefox



 OMG REALLY??? I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM  THE SURPRISE OF THAT ONE.

okay okay Aladdin reference.

*I hope by Syria they mean Assad and his regime. Thank you.


News results for Kofi Annan.

He thinks the situation in Syria is bleak. I have an idea for you Annan, how about you go fix your country's own problems, and stop suggesting painfully useless plans for other countries? Take your failed six point peace plan, go to a toilet, shit in that toilet, and then dump your peace plan with the shit. Shit belongs with shit. Then proceed to flush the toilet, unless you have any other peace plans. Then put those in too. 


WHAT???? The regime had to stop killing people and then the peace plan (cough) was supposed to proceed! What do you expect the Free Syria Army to do? The Syrian Army is killing ruthlessly and FSA is just gonna be like yeah were following the peace plan? How come if a FSA soldier carries a single gun in self defense he's Charles Manson and if the Syrian Army kills 50 people a day their Mother Teressa?????



UN: FAIL 
Observers are not enough? Seriously? Look, Homs by itself needs at least 500 observers, and how many did they even send? Well I won't say the number but it's pathetic. So the UN has failed. Again. How many plans did they have, how many sessions they had, are all now joining Annan's peace plan in the shit toilet. 

Let me make something very clear. Syrians have God. They don't need  our sorry asses. They certainly don't need the UNs sorry asses. They don't need the Syrian American Council asses. They have accepted that everyone has went against them except God. They still chant to this day "God oh God we have no one but you." They know they will be victorious if God is on their side.


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Okay I came across this story in January and I found it extremely funny. So I was watching the Syrian news channel to have some laughs and to see what ridiculous stories they were saying, and this is a story that I heard, of a man talking to a UN "observer" 

*I cant find a video of it but I will try! 

"The armed gangs came to this lady who was pregnant, with twins, and they shot her in the stomach. Then the babies came out of her and everyone saw them. If this is the Islam they know this is not the Islam that we were raised on. I know you are a good person and will see the truth."

I just summed it up and the guy was talking in Arabic. 

Well my first response to this story was

Dude Wait What
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY??????

First of all, it is IMPOSSIBLE for a women who is pregnant and because of a gunshot, even if it was a hundred gunshots, for her babies to "come out".  So because of a few gunshots shot by invisible terrorists her uterus has opened and her "twins" came out. 

AND HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH TWINS??
Were you her husband? Don't think so! 

And yeah don't be all this is not the Islam that you were raised on, cause you are most presumably Alawite, and Alawites are Muslim as much as my next door redneck neighbors are Muslim.

Well, I think I have established that whoever that guy is that said that, he is A LOSER. I can't find a more suitable word for him. Making up ridiculous stories and taking to fake observers and pretending to be all emotional. PLEASE. 


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Okay last topic for the day. 

I found this picture of that this Assad supporter posted up on twitter.......




With this caption.......


hmmmmmmmmm

Do these people look like a child killing machine to you?  


Shimon Peres: President of Israel



Adolf Hitler
Israel's Likud Party leader Benjamin Netanyahu talks to Israeli children holding a goat during a visit to a shelter in the southern Israeli city of Ashkelon, Wednesday, Dec. 31, 2008. Israel rejected mounting international pressure to suspend its devastating offensive against Palestinian militants in Gaza Strip. From AP Photo by SEBASTIAN SCHEINER.
 Benyamin Netanyahu


Do they look like child killing machines in these pictures? NO

BUT THEY ARE.

We all know all three of them are war criminals and killed thousands and thousands and thousands of innocent people and children. Just because you pose with a few children doesn't make you a hero. What a lame argument.

*AND I HATE HOW IDIOTS ARE LIKE YEAH HITLER WON'T PUNISHED AS MUCH AS HE SHOULD SINCE HE KILLED THOSE JEWS. WTF IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE???!??!?! THOSE JEWS WERE INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO DIED! SORRY WE DON'T LIKE TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE!

ASSAD SUPPORTERS: MORE LOGIC FAIL.

FREE SYRIA. DOWN WITH BASHAR


by,
Anonymous Syrian 














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